All Men Are Pigs
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android
All Men Are Pigs has now been released!
(if you backed us on Kickstarter and have already pre-paid for the game, please hit this link so you can automatically own the game on itch.io:
https://kaimakigames.itch.io/all-men-are-pigs/backer-access )
A queer and raunchy adult comedy with a tropical flavor. As the main character, you get to move to a Caribbean island named Santa Locura, working the summer away in a bar named The Inqueersition.
Your day to day routine gets derailed by the men you meet, all of them hiding a dealbreaker in their closet. What IS their deal? WHY is it so hard to find a proper man? Do you even NEED a man?
...well, this is a dating sim, so we’ll go with “yes”.
You will get to interact with your friends, coworkers and possible love interests in a variety of ways. Will you manage to land the man of your dreams and love him despite the issues they might have, or will they chew you up and spit you like gum?
MAIN LEAD:
MAX: Max just moved to the island looking for a chance at a fresh start. He has NO idea what’s in store for him. But he’s young, he’s cute,and life usually works out just fine for those kind of people.
Unless they make the wrong choice every. Single. Time.
AND MANY MORE NPCS
OUR DEMO IS NOW OUT! Available for Windows and Android (so far)
You can follow us on Twitter as well, at https://twitter.com/GamesKaimaki
Cordially,
DISCLAIMER: This game is intended for mature audiences (18+).
Purchase
In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $25 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:
Download demo
Development log
- AMAP 1.1 is now up! Android version + Gallery + more save files!Jun 27, 2023
- Walkthrough on Itch.ioJun 19, 2023
- 1.03 version - some bugs fixed and tweakingJun 17, 2023
- All Men Are Pigs now released! - Also released, an apology.Jun 15, 2023
- May UpdateMay 12, 2021
- A word from Francisco <3Feb 02, 2021
- A Few Words From The DevelopersOct 23, 2020
- Kickstarter Completed!Dec 10, 2019
Comments
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I purchased this game on Steam, but unfortunately the Walkthrough is NOT available for purchase on Steam.
A great many other games have their Walkthrough available on Steam as an purchasable "Extra Content" download.
When will the Walkthrough for this game be available to purchase on steam?.
I've seen comments about the game being on steam, but I can't find it when I search, do you not have a live store page yet?Nevermind I found it, it doesn't show up when you search the full name, are you considering adding steam achievements?
i think the creator is gay
We got clocked 😏
Will you be putting the walkthrough on steam?
I don't think we can! :(
Awwww okay well thanks anyway ☺️
If i buy the game on here do i get the walkthrough?
Yes, it's 25 USD for the game and additional 5 USD for the walkthrough, and you also get a steam key to get the game on Steam :)
I do not see why it would be impossible to put the walkthrough on steam, many other games have their walkthrough on steam as a "Extra Content" purchasable download.
Please get the walkthrough on steam as quickly as possible.
First of id like to say that i ADORE your game! But have you posted the menu music(i wanna be your boy) anywhere, like spotify or youtube or something?
You can download it for free from our itch.io ;)
thank you!<3
Just finished the game (bought on steam). Definitely one of my favorite VN's i've played, you guys did an awesome job. I was reading through the comments to see if you had anything else coming soon-ish, but seeing how much trouble you went through for this one I'll have to be patient. Still wanted to thank you for releasing it cause it was great (quality was top notch honestly) and I can only hope to see this kind of content in the future! Gl with next project :)
Thank you for the nice words!🥰
Can you also put up a review on Steam? It will help us get more legitimacy faster 🤍
Of course :)
Hi i just noticed i never got the game even though I backed it on kickstarter for $15
Send us an email at kaimakigames@gmail.com with more details, like the email you are using for your Kickstarter account <3
will do!
I’ve played through Levon’s storyline a couple of times, and I love it. But I can’t find the 4th lock scene is the game bugged or have I been missing it
Amazing game BTW I couldn’t stop smiling at the heart warming moments nor process olli’s storyline “too much of a good thing“ pff* jaw dropped 🌭
Take Levon to the ballroom event with you, try to get Messalina yourself, and get caught ;)
thank you ☺️ 10/10
I paid 25 for the game. How can I download the docs?
Did you pay here on itch.io or back when we had the kickstarter campaign?
I bought, and currently own it on Itch.io. I downloaded the Android APK from here. I probably downloaded it first around time of purchase 2023-09-07 10:20:27 but I only got around to playing it now, after a change of tablets.
Oh, you must mean you can't download the Walkthrough. It cost 5 USD extra back when the game cost 25 USD, currently the game is in a 20% discount so what you currently see as 25 USD price for game + walkhrough was 30 USD back when you bought the game, you didn't buy the walkthrough back then (and maybe it wasn't even available yet at the time)
I see, that's fairly confusing. Good luck with the game sales.
I know, unfortunately itch.io does not allow us to have the walkthrough as a completely separate entity so you can just come back later and pay 5$ for it :(
Love this a ton. Anyone know if the creators are working on something new?
shhhhh. no spoilers! 🤫
💅
This game is very fun and has a large variety of storylines to explore. I had a great time playing it and will continue to explore the different characters and possible plot points. A lot of people have compared it to Coming Out on Top, and I will agree with that. It's the only dating sim VN I have played with a similar vibe in writing and high quality art and stories.
I have only two small critiques: the CG images are not all by the same artist, and I feel like the character designs sometimes look like completely different people (Stefanos in particular completely changes body type.) The other, slightly bigger critique is that there aren't enough save slots. I have had to play the game through from the beginning in order to get slightly different endings or CGs I missed, rather than being able to pick up from strategically-placed saves. I would normally save more than that for one playthrough of a game of this length, and I like to have saves available for previous playthroughs as well if possible.
Neither of those things should stop anyone from buying it, nor should the price tag (for those who can afford it, of course!) Some people seem apprehensive but there is well over $25 worth of content in this game. It has long, detailed storylines that overlap in really interesting ways and there has obviously been a lot of thought, love, and hard work put into it.
I bought the game a long time ago for .50...is this still in developement? The last time I played it only had up to a certain shower scene.
The full game was released in June 2023 and costs 25 USD, it looks like you donated 50 cents when you downloaded the demo (which is optional, because the demo is free).
( Dunno if I accidentally resent this)
I donated on 2019-10-10 at 09:31:42 , pretty sure I donated the .50 to get the files when I did it but it was also my way of supporting the game. I'm disabled so I can't donate often or much but I try. So did I buy the demo? Cause when I open my library this games under "Owned" and when I go to download it I use the button at the top of the page..not down in downloads. Was there a mistake? Do I still need to buy the full game?
The full game was uploaded on June 2023 so if your itch.io library shows AMAP as "Owned" they probably mean the demo and the files that were already available for free before that date.
We will soon put out a new discount/offer for the full game so you can wait it out a bit ;)
As the other comments/reviews below can attest the full game is very long and is worth the price :)
I didn't know there was AMAP WALKTHROUGH, so I only sponsored 25 dollars. If I pay an additional 5 dollars, can I get AMAP WALKTHROUGH?
send us an email at kaimakigames@gmail.com and we will arrange it :)
Hello,
I've sent an email but haven't heard back. I sent five dollars in for the walkthrough but never received it.
Are you the guy who sent money to kaimakigames@gmail.com?
Because there is no Paypal account under that email so we can't accept your money.
And please tell us which email you used to email us from because I haven't seen any email regarding that specific request.
Check your email, Problem is solved ☺️
The content is great! Although there are a lot of confusing sentences along with spelling errors. But that's probably just the English major in me talking haha.
So anyone can help me with some missing CG's followed the walkthrough im still missing some..
Any walkthrough for whole game available? bought the game but struggling to get a nice ending with Ram :(
I bought this game about 5 hours ago and I'm in love with it, it's really good. But I wish there were more language options, like Portuguese or Spanish. I believe this game would be a hit in the gay community in Latin America.
Spoiler...
yall is diego really only a bottom...or does he top too....the sub in me is devastated but i honestly shouldve realized when it was revealed that he finds pleasure in getting pegged. also the jokes in this game is top tier i relate in so many ways especially that one scene where we get to choose if we take our time to bring diego his bag...that hit home LOL.
Levon, Olli, and Evandro might be my backup plan. Still finishing Diego for the story and messiness though xo.
Does anyone know if anyone has created Steam artwork for the game? I know it's not a Steam game but I've added it as a non Steam game on my Steam Deck and currently just have grey squares for the game. I had a look on SteamDB and there is nothing there.
Para cuando en español?
I have a small doubt about Evandro's computer and I can't decipher his password even though I know that there are clues ;(
The hint is in the movie he shows the MC. It's one word and based on the title/character of that film. Hope that helps without giving a spoiler!
Well, this is a loooooong game. I've been playing for days and I have only finished 3 routes. And it will take many more days to finish all of it. And there is so much variety, some are suspensful and emotional, others more sexy and sensual, others I personally find infuriating, but point is there is something here for everyone. And every story could have been a standalone game, as apart from long, the writing is also really good.
Hi Kaimaki,
Upon launching the game on Mac. The following error is encountered:
Parsing the script failed.
file "renpy/common/00speechbubble.rpy", line 384: u'areapicker i snot a keyword argument or valid child for the screen statement.
Can you please fix.
Thanks!!
Thank you for the heads up.
There is a new file uploaded now for Mac, can you try it and let me know if it works?
Thank you, but unfortunately, same error.
We did a new fix, it should work this time if you try it ;)
errr...that error is gone, but now...
Full traceback:
File "game/0bobcgallery.rpy", line 292, in script
init 999 python:
File "/Volumes/PassportHD/Itch Apps/amap/AMAP.app/Contents/Resources/autorun/renpy/ast.py", line 1138, in execute
renpy.python.py_exec_bytecode(self.code.bytecode, self.hide, store=self.store)
File "/Volumes/PassportHD/Itch Apps/amap/AMAP.app/Contents/Resources/autorun/renpy/python.py", line 1122, in py_exec_bytecode
exec(bytecode, globals, locals)
File "game/0bobcgallery.rpy", line 367, in <module>
bobcgallery_append_manuals(bobcgallery_all_images)
File "game/0bobcgallery.rpy", line 337, in bobcgallery_append_manuals
renpy.error("BOBCGALLERY_MANUAL_CGS image " + itm[1] + " was not a valid image")
File "/Volumes/PassportHD/Itch Apps/amap/AMAP.app/Contents/Resources/autorun/renpy/exports.py", line 2788, in error
_error_handlers[-1](msg)
File "/Volumes/PassportHD/Itch Apps/amap/AMAP.app/Contents/Resources/autorun/renpy/exports.py", line 2765, in _error
raise Exception(msg)
Exception: BOBCGALLERY_MANUAL_CGS image maxfucksricardofucksmaxpuppy was not a valid image
Thanks!
This game is so fun! I spent over $24 on it long ago and can't get the walkthrough now for some reason. Plus I wonder why 1.1.2 is nearly 60 Mb smaller than 1.1.1, but it seems like the content is the same. Maybe some fancy compression magic! Regardless, thanks for making a fun game!
Thanks for the nice words! :D
I used a more recent version of Renpy to export the 1.1.2 versions, so maybe their compression has gotten better, if you find any issues let me know and I will redo it!
Well i'm glad this game turned out great, I really like the balance, not overly naughty, Funny in alot of ways without being too much. Really enjoyed my first few playthroughs. Def up there with my favorite games of the genre!! p.s.: Levon omg ❤
Glad you liked the game! :D
I’ve just recently discovered COOT and upon completing it I naturally craved for more of the like.
AMAP is an amazing successor, and although I’d loved to see some additions / changes to it (customisable body / facial hair like in COOT, unified style of CGs — some look stunning while others look like a horny schoolboy’s drawings, less forced opinions — like I personally find Stefanos and Evandro ugly af but the game forces me to call / perceive them as hot, if I were the MC I would feel hurt and offended to discover my love interest is in porn industry and loves it but the game forces me to accept it like it is a no biggy etc.), the overall game as it is is a REAL FUN.
Somewhere in the middle of it I felt like I am actually acting in some Türk dizisi or Mexican telenovela which I am a huge fun of and it was amazing.
Kudos to the devs — please, do more, I and (I am pretty sure) so many other people are ready to pay for some more of this incredible game!!!
Thank you for the lovely words! :)
I could feel the game turning into a telenovela as I was writing it and I just let it happen :P
We are thinking of making having the COOT treatment of editing body hair and facial hair for the characters in our next games but we also think that, for many of the characters, the hair is part of the character somehow. Like, I can't imagine Deniz without body hair and Toxic didn't feel like she'd go for the bearded queen lewks.
P.S Regarding the porn star thing, the game is not forcing you to like it, you have options to voice your disapproval but the love interest for that route is too free-spirited and won't like it ;)
Don't get me wrong - I sincerely and totally love every aspect of your game, your work is a true masterpiece!
I meant the option for bodyhair not on NPCs, they are great as they are; I would love to have some hair on MY character because I feel like according to my tastes he would look way better that way, but I love that little cute guy nonetheless <3
I've just devoured this game. So nice to have a VN where the changes aren't all-or-nothing but still have an impact, and little decisions can come back to haunt you.
I'm almost done but still have a couple CGs to score, if someone wouldn't mind helping out...
Diego p2 #5
Misc #1
Do you have any other game works?
Or when will a new game be launched？
We plan to work on new games, but they will not be announced until they are close to being ready :)
More save slots would be great—and/or an option to turn on the text in the gallery scenes.
How many save slots are you seeing currently?
well i bought game for 25 but haven't realised that i need to pay 30 for walkthrough. Can you put seperate 5$ walkthrough or how can I get it?
ps: song are amazing. I'd love to download and listen some of games songs too!
Hello, send us an email at kaimakigames@gmail.com to buy the walkthrough, itch wont let me sell it separately from the game if you have already bought the game 😭
I want to download the song that was played on the title screen but idk how 😭😭
You can dowload it for free just like the demos 🤍
I guess I can see why people keep saying this game brings COOT to mind. It's very similar, but in terms of story, I think AMAP is much better and complex. It's significantly longer too I think. I just finished Evandro's route, but I feel like the other men will have similarly deep, complicated issues. Flawed love interests are quite interesting
Also, I notice you had multiple people working on the CGs since they all have different artstyles. Might be just me nitpicking but it bothers me a bit since one of these artstyles are closer to the characters' in-game sprites while others are not so much. And apparently just getting good ending is not enough to see all the CGs, considering I still have many Evandro CGs missing, and I don't know how to unlock those scenes. Makes a good replay value I guess, but it can be a little confusing
And I notice some of the NPCs have static, neutral expressions, like Dolores. Maria also doesn't have sad or worried expression, so when Evandro forced her hand when Max was arrested, her (sad, defeated) dialogues didn't match with her expression
But I really like this game. It's funny, it's heartwarming, and fun. Sexy, but not too sexy. I'm happy the game doesn't have the characters all perpetually horny, and it's also highly inclusive. Congrats~😁
P.S. Max is barely a twink; I think he's a hunk 🤣
Thank you so much for the nice words! ❤️🔥
There were too many CGs to be done so it was inevitable to use different artists, but the new artwork was just in the Stefanos route, the finales and the ballroom event scenes, the rest are all the same artist, his style might have changed in the 4 years the game has been in the making and some CGs were intentionally done in a different style (like the Levon black and white one).
Maria was never meant to have a sad expression, because it didn't feel on brand for Maria. Even when the one scene in the whole game where she's supposed to be sad, my headcanon is that she's good at hiding her true feelings😜
P.S. Let's meet somewhere in the middle and agree that Max is a twunk 🤣
I guess I could see Maria's hiding her emotions behind all that sass, but I don't know, that jail scene could have been an opportunity to show a side of Maria that she rarely shows, but oh well... And the ballroom duel/Messalina heist is my favorite scene in the game. Too bad the option which results in everyone struts their stuff ends up Toxic losing Messalina... or is there a way to win this way?
Also, Max looks slightly familiar the more I look at him. Is his facial features somewhat based on someone? A figure that probably only gay men would most likely know of?
You can still get Messalina when everyone struts their stuff, you just need to make the right choices, either earlier in the game, or towards the end of the event (there are several ways to make it happen).
Max is not based on anybody's looks specifically, we tried to make him look cute but also kind of an everyman, so I guess he just has one of those faces that could remind you of anyone... 🤗
Oh one more thing. I wonder if it's possible to get caught by [Redacted] during the heist, but still win the ballroom battle? I guess I just want to experience the best of both worlds. Sorry if the answer to that question would be too spoilery though
Yes, it is possible :)
English 😌
Fantastic game, fun and sexy with a lot of heart in the right places. Love the diversity too - I think this is the first time I've ever seen drag ball culture make an appearance in a gay dating sim.
I feel like I've seen pretty much everything there is to see in the game at this point, but I wanted to ask here about a few CGs I'm missing. The walkthrough doesn't seem to cover them.
- CGs 4 and 7 on the Misc tab
- CG 1 on page 2 of Olli's tab
- the second in the set of CG 4 on Deniz's tab, although this one is probably just a bug/oversight because I've seen other images that would fit that set in-game
Thank you for the nice comment! :)
The walkthrough is only a broad strokes guide on how to get the good endings for each route, so it doesn't cover every single CG, as some of them are not necessarily unlocked on the way to a good ending :P
CGs 4 and 7 on the Misc tab are from the ballroom event, you just have to pick a different option at the start (on whether you or Toxic will go retrieve Messalina)
CG 1 on page 2 of Olli's tab, to unlock it you have to be on the path of Olli's route and set up Evandro with his childhood love (or be on the way for the Good Evandro ending by the time the prison scene arrives)
The Deniz one is just a torso-only version of the third in the set, not sure why it's not appearing in the gallery because I can see it just fine :/
I loved the game!! Diego stole my heart :'((
I get you, Levon did that to me!
Need some help while trying not to spoil, I'm on ollis route and finished it once but how do I get with [redacted] ?
Hi ! Same for me. It only ends in one and the same way... Even following the 'walkthrough' document, I still have the same ending... I don't understand where I'm wrong...
If anyone can help us get the other 'ending' that would be really sweet.
Y'all got to pick one 🏄🏼 or the other 👨🏼🏫 for a conventional good ending, if you pick both 👬🏼 this is the ending you get ☁️👼☁️ (I consider it a "good" ending, but something tells me you don't) ☠️
@rimestyle email me at kaimakigames@gmail.com so you wont have to hide spoilers 😇
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Hello everyone !
I've only done three paths, but I love this game. I've rarely laughed so much and even cried a little. The writing is excellent, the characters are all endearing in their own way, the relationships are coherent, the dialogues are hilarious and I loved the soundtrack.
Congratulations to the whole team, you have a great talent!
Small downside: The sex scenes could have been better drawn and sexier. There are only one or two non-animated images per scene and it lacks 'hugs'.
Happy gaming and joy to you! :)
I can't find standalone theme song on the internet, if it is available anywhere could you provide link to it please? That song is so good.
PS absolutely lovely game. It was so fun. Is there any way to buy walkthrough separately? I didn't include it in the original purchase, but now will have to buy everything again to get it, from the looks of it.
The song is downloadable for free here in the game's itch.io 😎
To buy the walkthrough without buying the gane again here, send us a email at kaimakigames@gmail.com